The North Dakota Cow.........

[aussiekeeper]

Ole is a farmer in Minnesota . He is in need of a new milk cow and hears about a nice one for sale over in Nordakota (that would be North Dakota for you non-Scandahoovians out there).
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>> He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at the cow.
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>> He reaches under to see if the cow gives milk.
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>> When he grabs a teat and pulls....the cow farts.
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>> Surprised, Ole looks at the farmer who's selling the cow, then reaches under to try again.
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>> He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again.
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>> Milk does come out however, so after some discussion with the cow's current owner, Ole decides to buy the cow.
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>> When he gets back to Minnesota , he calls over his neighbor, Sven, and says, 'Hey, Sven, come and look at dis ere new cow I yust bought. Pull her teat, and see vat happens.'
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>> Sven reaches under, pulls the teat...the cow farts.
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>> Sven looks at Ole and says, You bought dis here cow over in Nordakota, didn't yah?'
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>> Ole is very surprised since he hadn't told Sven about his trip.
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>> Ole replies, 'Yah, dats right. But how did yah know?'
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>> Sven says, 'My wife is from Nordakota.'
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Is this a ban post?

 

[shadetree57]

I like it.

 

[badazgtp]

 

[Scar]

No, Ron, it's not banworthy.

 

[JoshS]

That is funny:bounce:

 

[aussiekeeper]

No, Ron, it's not banworthy.

OK, I'll try again later....................

 

[NickSully]

Good to know that I won't be looking for a North Dakota girlfriend any time soon.

 

[Fastfrog007]

my GF lied to me. She SAID she was from FL.