Has Chavez finally lost his mind???

[J'Man]

So now apparently the earthquake in Haiti was our fault???? We have earthquake machines now????

Hugo Chavez Mouthpiece Says U.S. Hit Haiti With 'Earthquake Weapon' - International News | News of the World | Middle East News | Europe News - FOXNews.com

 

[Bosshound]

If it was True that would be VERY VERY COOL

 

[ibified]

whats this "finally" crap?

 

[J'Man]

whats this "finally" crap?

 

[jdsbusa]

Ah yeah Hugo....we destroyed Haiti because they're such a threat.....to test our global climate weapon to rid the mid east of the muslims.....this guy is a bigger quack than....well....dang, I can't think of anyone this wacky!

 

[twotonevert]

I am pretty sure it is an election year down there. Juli has to travel to Caracas quite a bit, that dude is not right.

 

[BlueHaya]

 

[Mr Bogus]

yea Hugo, now you best pay attention... we got some other tricks up our sleeve too...

a selective virus that only attacks people with specific names (we put the name to be attacked into the DNA of the virus)..

 

[captain]

You know it's not true, if it was then Venezuela would be the first place we would use it... He's been watching too many movies like "The Core" I bet he watched that and thought it was a documentary.

 

[DaCol.]

and you guys thought we only did SPACE research in Area 51

 

[twotonevert]

He also tried to limit showers to 4 minutes and forbids singing in the shower to ration water. Hey, he even has his own time zone.

 

[J'Man]

I'm not sure which one is funnier the "earthquake weapon" or the fact that he says we can also "create floods, droughts, and hurricanes". I think he may have forgotten to take his meds today.

I can hear one of our military commanders now....."private, execute the God program. Unleash the earthquake with a side of hurricane then send $100 million to help clean it up."

 

[ibified]

You know it's not true, if it was then Venezuela would be the first place we would use it... He's been watching too many movies like "The Core" I bet he watched that and thought it was a documentary.

More like "day after tomorrow", but yeah, I think you might be right....

 

[klatu848]

"We must not allow an earthquake machine gap!"

 

[skydivr]

And He's next!

 

[si-lo]

Did someone tell him about HAARP? That was supposed to be a secret.