Living will

AJAY · #1 (**permalink**) 10-05-2009, 08:53 PM

So with all this talk about health care, my wife and I got talking about drawing up some living wills. This is serious stuff, but she really surprised me. I really didn't expect her to react so strongly. I told her that I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug. She couldn't even speak to me. She just got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer. The b1tch!

Lurch · #2 (**permalink**) 10-05-2009, 08:59 PM

I would pul the plug on here right NOW. Throw her curling iron and hair dryer out and then toss her Milk of Magnesia

Mr Bogus · #3 (**permalink**) 10-05-2009, 09:03 PM

can I have the crankshaft out of the bike?

careful someone will take this thread serious...

Phil96 · #4 (**permalink**) 10-05-2009, 09:16 PM

I've got a living will, but don't know what to feet it. ah hahaha I'm not going to
be a pain when I croak, I'll swipe a case of dynamite and blow my self up
in the desert. Muuuhahahaha

ogre · #5 (**permalink**) 10-05-2009, 09:29 PM

top speed run?

BUBBA · #6 (**permalink**) 10-05-2009, 09:32 PM

She just pulled the plug when SHE wanted to.

NickSully · #7 (**permalink**) 10-05-2009, 09:32 PM

That was good; I had to think about that one for a second!

dadofthree · #8 (**permalink**) 10-05-2009, 10:19 PM

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