The SQUID test...

Afraid the guy with the big girl on the back gets a pass as well... No matter how much gear he wears if she falls on him he becomes an instant pancake wrapped in kevlar.. just twist off the top (helmet) an pour the batter into the pan :poke: :laugh:
 

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3) Pornography is strictly prohibited. Content (including photographs) deemed lewd and inappropriate by the Administrators and Moderators of this board is prohibited.

por·nog·ra·phy (pôr-ngr-f)
n.
1. Sexually explicit pictures, writing, or other material whose primary purpose is to cause sexual arousal.
2. The presentation or production of this material.
3. Lurid or sensational material: "Recent novels about the Holocaust have kept Hitler well offstage [so as] to avoid the ... pornography of the era" (Morris Dickstein).


My point is none of these images were material for sexual arousal nor was there any "naughty bits" visible... In my opinion they were relevant and shouldn't have been deleted...

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Here's the link's contents:
How to tell if you're a squid:

If you trailered your bike to Daytona for Bike Week, and you live in Orlando.

If you think Valentino Rossi is an Italian red wine.

If you think "Deals Gap" is a trendy, discount clothing store.

If the amount of money you've spent on chrome or Carbon Fiber is more than your odometer reading.

If your Sunglasses cost more than your Helmet.

If you've ever uttered the phrase "If an American company started building Sportbikes, I'd buy one." (Caution: saying this in the presence of a Buell rider could earn you a black eye.)

If you've never seen Faster or On Any Sunday.

If your helmet spends more time on your passenger saddle then on your head.

If you wear a T-shirt, jean shorts, and flip-flops when you ride because you "...don't plan on getting in an accident anyway."

If your first bike was a Ducati.

If you install a Jardine pipe on your bike and figure that's good for "another 10-12mph on the top end".

If you've never ridden in the rain.

If you remove the mirrors from your street bike to make it more aerodynamic.

If you think Mick Doohan is the name of "that Crocodile Hunter".

If you've ever traded in your sportbike for a jetski or snowmobile.

If you loved the movie Biker Boyz because it was "so realistic!"

If you've replaced the back tire on your bike three times and the original front tire still looks brand new.

If you honestly believe you were going 180mph on your '92 CBR600 because you "had the speedometer buried".

If the longest trip you've ever taken on your bike was to your girlfriend's house across town.

If you've ever used a belt sander on your footpegs to give the impression that they touch the road when you take corners.

If you've ever purchased a bike strictly because you read about it in Cycle World magazine.

If you actually believe that a slightly modified RC-51 will do 202mph.

If you spent weeks doing exhaustive research before deciding to buy the R1 instead of the ZX10, but you still haven't taken the time to get your motorcycle license.

And last but not least ..

If you're standing around listening to a group of motorcyclists talk about "the King" and you think to yourself "I didn't know Elvis raced motorcycles."

Signs That You're NOT a Squid.

If you rode your bike to Daytona for Bike Week, and you live in Seattle.

If you've ever attended the Isle of Mann TT. (Note: you get quadruple points if you've ever ridden in it.)

If you get your knee down riding to the store for a loaf of bread.

If you think Steve McQueen was a motorcycle racer who "...did a little acting on the side."

If you've been to over a dozen track days and still never gotten your bike up to it's top speed.

If you own a motorcycle...in Alaska.

If you've ever had to replace the knee pucks on your leathers.

If you named your kids Valentino, Rainey, Ago, and Hailwood.

If you've ever seen a Joey Dunlop interview...and you understood every word that came out of his mouth.

If your sportbike has some of it's plastic missing and you ride it anyway.

If you've ever ridden a motorcycle with a broken leg.

If you've ever asked Earl Hayden to adopt you.

If Dave Despain has you on his speed dial.

If the smell of leather gives you a chubby.

If you can tell which brand of tires a bike has on it without reading the sidewalls.

If you know where every motorcycle dealership within a 100 mile radius is, but you can't locate the nearest grocery store.

If your bike has an alarm system, but your car doesn't.

If you own a copy of Faster or On Any Sunday.

If the parts guy at your local dealership delivers to your house.

If you've ever ridden a motorcycle to a funeral.

If you find yourself adjusting the suspension settings on your bike because the road you're on changed from concrete to asphalt.

If your wife asks you how your ride was and out of habit you say "It was great. I'd like to thank my crew, HRC, Dunlop Tires, Joe Rocket leathers..."
 
Ok so I know a SQUID is someone riding without gear but where did SQUID come from? Does it stand for anything?
 
From Urban Dictionary...

A young motorcyclist who overestimates his abilities, boasts of his riding skills when in reality he has none. Squid bikes are usually decorated with chrome and various anodized bits. Rear tyres are too wide for their own good, swingarm extended. Really slow in the corners, and sudden bursts of acceleration when a straight appears. Squids wear no protection, deeming themselves invincible. This fact compounds intself with the fact that they engage in 'extreem riding'--performing wheelies and stoppies in public areas. Squids wreck alot. Derived from 'squirly kid'
 
From Urban Dictionary...

A young motorcyclist who overestimates his abilities, boasts of his riding skills when in reality he has none. Squid bikes are usually decorated with chrome and various anodized bits. Rear tyres are too wide for their own good, swingarm extended. Really slow in the corners, and sudden bursts of acceleration when a straight appears. Squids wear no protection, deeming themselves invincible. This fact compounds intself with the fact that they engage in 'extreem riding'--performing wheelies and stoppies in public areas. Squids wreck alot. Derived from 'squirly kid'


ALSO SEE HOON!
Hoon is a derogatory term used in Australia and New Zealand to refer to a younger person who engages in loutish, anti-social behaviour. In particular, it is used to refer to one who drives in a manner which is anti-social by the standards of contemporary society, that is, fast, noisily or dangerously. While generally applied to automobiles and other road vehicles, anti-hooning legislation also targets hooning behavior wherever it occurs, including motor boats. Hoon activities can include speeding, burnouts, doughnuts or screeching tires.[1] Those commonly identified as being involved in "hooning" or street racing are young, predominantly male although increasingly female drivers in the age range of 17 and 35 years.[2]1

Ha :rofl: Aren't we all :laugh:
 

ESSENTIAL RULES
3) Pornography is strictly prohibited. Content (including photographs) deemed lewd and inappropriate by the Administrators and Moderators of this board is prohibited.

por·nog·ra·phy (pôr-ngr-f)
n.
1. Sexually explicit pictures, writing, or other material whose primary purpose is to cause sexual arousal.
2. The presentation or production of this material.
3. Lurid or sensational material: "Recent novels about the Holocaust have kept Hitler well offstage [so as] to avoid the ... pornography of the era" (Morris Dickstein).


My point is none of these images were material for sexual arousal nor was there any "naughty bits" visible... In my opinion they were relevant and shouldn't have been deleted...

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Read the rest of the rule.

Content (including photographs) deemed lewd and inappropriate by the Administrators and Moderators of this board is prohibited.

I got a complaint and I did what I thought was in the best interest of the thread.

If you wish to discuss this further I suggest we take it to PMs so as not to drag this out in public.
 
the girl with the little squares on her chest and girl on a sportbike from behind were not work safe for sure. I'm not even sure if they were wife safe...
 
Does this one get a pass?.... she has a back protector on. :laugh:

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Are these ok? Wouldn't want to offend anyone here... Not my intention at all.... I'm deeply sorry to each of you that I have offended... :moon:
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I've got so many pics here that I would like to post, but don't know if I'm allowed to... What is considered lewd guys? Bikini? Implied non sexual nudity? (Bareback) Buttcrack? ??? Where's the line between cute/funny and lewd?

Your thoughts please...

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Match the Pictures:….

Sheep skin chest protector.
Baby doesn’t need a helmet.
Protective door mod.
Air bag mod.
Pink Full Ventilated boots.
Passenger has Genuine Cowhide leathers.
If you are bigger than the bike, is the bike the squid??

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Match the Pictures:….

Sheep skin chest protector.
Baby doesn’t need a helmet.
Protective door mod.
Air bag mod.
Pink Full Ventilated boots.
Passenger has Genuine Cowhide leathers.
If you are bigger than the bike, is the bike the squid??

:rofl: Nice ones! :rofl:
 
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