*Let me see if I have this straight.....
* If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents,
you're "exotic, different."
* Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers,?and yours is a
quintessential American story.
* If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic
Muslim.
* Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you're a
maverick.
* Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.
* Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating,
you're well grounded.
* If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer,
become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review,
create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new
voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor,
?spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district
with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state
Senate's Health and Human Services committee, spend 4
years in the United States Senate representing a state of
?13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on
the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and
Veteran's Affairs committees, you don't have any
real leadership experience.
* If your total resume is: local sports reporter, ?4 years
on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with
less than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state
with only 650,000 people, then you're qualified to
become the country's second highest ranking executive.
* If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years
while raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant
churches, you're not a real Christian.
* If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress,
and left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the
next month, you're a Christian.
* If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education,
including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding
the fiber of society.
* If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence
only, with no other option in sex education in your
state's school system while your unwed teen daughter
ends up pregnant , you're very responsible. ?
* If your wife is a Harvard graduate laywer who gave up a
position in a prestigious law firm to work for the
betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to
raise a family, your family's values don't represent
America's.
* If you're husband is nicknamed "First
Dude", ?with at least one DWI conviction and no college
education, who didn't register to vote until age 25 and
once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of
Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.
* If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents,
you're "exotic, different."
* Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers,?and yours is a
quintessential American story.
* If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic
Muslim.
* Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you're a
maverick.
* Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.
* Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating,
you're well grounded.
* If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer,
become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review,
create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new
voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor,
?spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district
with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state
Senate's Health and Human Services committee, spend 4
years in the United States Senate representing a state of
?13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on
the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and
Veteran's Affairs committees, you don't have any
real leadership experience.
* If your total resume is: local sports reporter, ?4 years
on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with
less than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state
with only 650,000 people, then you're qualified to
become the country's second highest ranking executive.
* If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years
while raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant
churches, you're not a real Christian.
* If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress,
and left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the
next month, you're a Christian.
* If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education,
including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding
the fiber of society.
* If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence
only, with no other option in sex education in your
state's school system while your unwed teen daughter
ends up pregnant , you're very responsible. ?
* If your wife is a Harvard graduate laywer who gave up a
position in a prestigious law firm to work for the
betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to
raise a family, your family's values don't represent
America's.
* If you're husband is nicknamed "First
Dude", ?with at least one DWI conviction and no college
education, who didn't register to vote until age 25 and
once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of
Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.