A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that could pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave.
Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the city, stands up and proclaims, "If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!" The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds.
Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, "If the Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary, and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children!" More sighs and loud applause.
Joe Tavares stands up and says, "If the preacher stays I will provide him with all the wine he wants."
Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, "If the Preacher stays, I will give him sex!"
There is total silence. The Preacher, blushing, asks her, "Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?"
Sadie's 90 year old husband Jake is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies, "Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, 'Screw him!'"
Isn't senility wonderful? Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth!!
take the side roads, live life to the fullest
2002 ultra classic 95 stage 1
2008 busa orange and black
2012 cam-am RT SM5 A/C
It only takes a second to show someone you care about them......The police call it indecent exposure but whatever......
'08-Dropped 2", 1" bar risers , DB windscreen, Full Brock's short meg, K&N Race filter 176HP 105TQ .
i love it!!
Viper AKA Art
Name is Manny
We take these risks, not to escape life, but to prevent life from escaping us.
'02 Silver Busa; '01 Honda Shadow (retired); '94 RF600rr (retired)
Thank you for a Reality Check !!!!!! Very Funny
I had a 4 year old tell me my M109r is too loud
Honesty is the best policy
09 BUELL 1125r
Yes I even sold my Landmower !!!
I'd rather be riding my motorcycle thinking about God than sitting in church thinking about my motorcycle.
If you have to ask me why...you wouldn't understand!!
Don't mess with Vabs....she's a sneaky one!