So I was riding along the highway with my buddy when out of nowhere this beige blob runs into my front wheel. The wheel turns full lock one way and then the other way and I lowside. Thank goodness for my protective gear, though my jacket did little for my stomach as I slide feet first.
As soon as I am down and slide to a stop I instinctively crawl off the road asap. I try to take of my helmet but my hand is slippery from the blood. The EMT's show up and whisk me away, but not before 5 fat turds of cops show up and try to blame me. "Looks like a typical runner" "What were you guys doing?" "We don't see any dog" the sweat hogs say. At that point my riding buddy and the then witnesses to the even chime in "That is BS, he has never run from the cops, or even had a ticket in 7 years" "Look up the road you lazy POS and you will see a dead pitbull" "I was following them since such and such town and they were not speeding."
Then the cops cant wait ten minutes for my buddy and his truck to show up, so they call a tow truck. The tow guy tries to wrap a chain around the bike and just drag it on the flatbed. My friend says he is going to kill him if he tries that. So the EMT, witnesses, and him pick my poor baby up and put it on there.
What a night, lesat the nurses were hot and nothing is broken. Sorry if any of the story is haerd to follow i am baked on vicoden,lol.
Anyone know if hitting a live animaal is considered an act of vandalism or of god? As far as insureance goes?
As soon as I am down and slide to a stop I instinctively crawl off the road asap. I try to take of my helmet but my hand is slippery from the blood. The EMT's show up and whisk me away, but not before 5 fat turds of cops show up and try to blame me. "Looks like a typical runner" "What were you guys doing?" "We don't see any dog" the sweat hogs say. At that point my riding buddy and the then witnesses to the even chime in "That is BS, he has never run from the cops, or even had a ticket in 7 years" "Look up the road you lazy POS and you will see a dead pitbull" "I was following them since such and such town and they were not speeding."
Then the cops cant wait ten minutes for my buddy and his truck to show up, so they call a tow truck. The tow guy tries to wrap a chain around the bike and just drag it on the flatbed. My friend says he is going to kill him if he tries that. So the EMT, witnesses, and him pick my poor baby up and put it on there.
What a night, lesat the nurses were hot and nothing is broken. Sorry if any of the story is haerd to follow i am baked on vicoden,lol.
Anyone know if hitting a live animaal is considered an act of vandalism or of god? As far as insureance goes?