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After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, found a
> cigarette, and searched for his lighter. Unable to find
> it, he asked the girl if she had one handy.
>
> "There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.
>
> He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches
> sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the
> guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
>
> "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
>
> "Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
>
> "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
>
> "Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
>
> Smiling, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation!"
> cigarette, and searched for his lighter. Unable to find
> it, he asked the girl if she had one handy.
>
> "There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.
>
> He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches
> sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the
> guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
>
> "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
>
> "Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
>
> "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
>
> "Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
>
> Smiling, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation!"
