Don't take this the wrong way...
That's just funny. All I can picture is a big old mousetrap foot clutch hanging off a Hayabusa rearset and an eight ball shift lever clumsily welded to the tank...oh even better, a skull shift knob!
Seriously though, no...I don't know of anything like that and can't picture who they would market it to if anything like that did exist. But IF there is such a device then someone here will know about it.
You could just get one of those Pingel electric up and down shifters and then you wouldn't scuff up your nice wingtips on the way to church.