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Simple man's analogy

BusaBret — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 03:13:55 GMT

Why Obama's plans will not work.

This is a good analogy

An economics teacher made a statement that he had never failed
a single student before, but had once failed an entire class.
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That class had insisted that President Obama's socialism worked and
that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great
equalizer.

The teacher then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this
class on Obama's plan".

All grades would be averaged and everyone would receive the same
grade so no one would fail and no one would receive an A.

After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a
B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who
studied little were happy.

As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little
had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they
wanted a free ride too so they studied little.

The second test average was a D! No one was happy.

When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F.

The scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all
resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of
anyone else.

All failed, to their great surprise, and the teacher told them that
socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is
great, the effort to succeed is great, but when government takes all
the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed.

Could not be any simpler than that.:whistle:

Lynchburg VA Ride Labor Day

mr8ball — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 01:03:41 GMT

Monday morning (Labor Day). We will be meeting at the Sheets in Madison Heights. We are planning on pulling out at 9:30 or so. Anyone close by is welcome to ride. 06busa and I will be 2 up. We are going to Natural Bridge to grab a bite to eat and hit the Parkway to Roanoke and back to Lynchburg. All are welcome to join us. If some of you Roanoke guys would like to meet up text or call me and let me know and will will make it happen. 434 401 3212 Hope to see some of ya'll

anyone up for chat?

ditchdr — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 00:05:09 GMT

Like it says. Bored sitting at home watching Jess paint.

Best Buy ruined my Evo

RussellJ — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 23:02:47 GMT

So went to best buy and got the invisible shield by Zagg installed. They screwed it up and had to redo it a few times so finally they get it right and i turn it on as im walking out and find the below photo. I was so mad. But they are getting me a brand new one as soon as they get one in any of the stores in the county... Still... dont have best buy install any kind of shield on your phones... The phone isnt ruined but the screen in kind of messed up. I just got this phone friday....:banghead:

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Who says you cant teach an old dog new tricks.

Big E — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 19:49:22 GMT

By far one for the more talented dogs I have watched online or if not the most talented. Sorry if its a repost.

Butterfinger - Comedy Network

R.I.P. Shoya Tomizawa

Big E — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 17:44:42 GMT

Japanese Rider Shoya Tomizawa Dies After Moto2 Crash in San Marino Race - Bloomberg

Android Kanji Diamond Plate Wallpaper

RussellJ — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 17:08:04 GMT

Just a quick wallpaper i made for my evo 640x480. Figured I would share in case anyone wanted it. I can change the kanji color if you want a specific color :thumbsup:

https://dl-web.dropbox.com/get/Photo...jpg?w=a76db43e

Seedless Watermelon.....

Kaptain Kanji — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 17:02:25 GMT

So my wife brings home a seedless Watermelon, at least thats what it says on the label.!!
I start thinking, why would we believe the seller in the first place when Watermelons come from a plant which comes from a seed.?? Then I'm thinking if indeed this Watermelon does NOT have seeds, then how did it come to be.?? Do they have Watermelon TREES now.??
I can see in the case of seedless Grape plants where they take a shoot off the mother plant, but that doesn't sound like the case here.
Sounds like somebody is spoofin somebody here.
Help me out on this.??

Harley rider at it again!!!!

fremo66 — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 11:07:10 GMT

So today i was out riding for a while and stopped in to a KUM&GO here intown. Some old timer on what looked like a newer harley FAT BOY who starts talking to me about my bike. Starts telling me he put a stage 3 chip on it and now it whips anything around. I ignored him at first then he go's on to tell me he can do 130mph in the 1/8mile. So I start telling him my bike won't do that and i can walk him ALLDAY. This is where it gets really funny. He tells me "U might beat me in the 1/4, but i will beat u TOPEND":wtf:. This guy claims he heard about the BUSA being the fastest bike made. But he thought that meant for 1/4 times. I guess anybody can ride a HARLEY, and i guess we can let them think there the fastest bike out:rofl:

Good Morning Fellow .Orgsters

sleepless_red — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 05:38:21 GMT

I can't sleep. Woke up 3 hours ahead of the alarm clock. Maybe I should just close my eyes and try to get some sleep. Not sure if that's gonna happen. We'll see. Good morning.:rofl:

On The Road Again

GHILLIE — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 03:58:35 GMT

Some pics of our set up.....on the road for 2 weeks of vacation.....low light pics are not too great, but you get the idea.

I told her I dont want to paint

ditchdr — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 00:45:57 GMT

So Jessica get a wild hair up her butt to paint the house. I told her fine, but im not helping. She says fine, and 300 dollars later she is back from Lowes with paint, brushes, rollers, and tape.

She then tells me, "your gonna help me paint", and goes off to start in Jakes room. I look at the pile of stuff see some tape and got a idea. Well after doing just a little bit of one wall I was fired, and then yelled at.

I dont think its thats bad lol

redneck

kitchener rider — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 22:26:45 GMT

man rules

kitchener rider — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 22:12:06 GMT

The International Council of Man Laws.

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss's car.
(d) When she is using her teeth.

3: Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and
eaten by his friends.

4: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits
forever unless you actually marry her.

5: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden.
However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

6: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man.
In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At
that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.

7: In the mini-bus, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the
weakest.

8: When stumbling upon other guy watching a sporting event, you may ask the
score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

9: You may fart in front of a woman only after you have brought her to
climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent
entertainment (commonly known as a Dutch oven), she's officially your
girlfriend.

10: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're
sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and
only when it's free.

11: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to
kick another guy in the nuts.

12: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

13: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

14: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

15: Women who claim they 'love to watch sports' must be treated as spies
until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as
much as the other sports watchers.

16: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain
sober enough to fight.

17: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza,
but not both, that's just greedy.

21: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than
you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone.
Hang up if necessary.

22: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly 'just a friend'
have carnal, drunken monkey sex. The fact that you're feeling weird and
guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the
discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.

23: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her
to drive yours.

24: Thou shall not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, limegreen, orange
or sky blue..

25: The girl who replies to the question 'What do you want for Christmas?'
with 'If you loved me, you'd know what I want!' gets an Xbox360. End of
story.

26: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics.
Ever.

27: We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really
know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the
definition of each is listed below:

'GUTS' is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say,'are you
still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?'

'BALLS' is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your Wife squarely on
the ass and having the balls to say, 'You're next fatty!'

I hope this clears up any confusion,
The International Council of Man Laws.

Not a single thread on NCAA Football ?

Blanca Busa — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 17:04:27 GMT

GO GATORS :cheerleader: